killing two birds for no reason

Further adventures in being brutally unhelpful to my friends:
mikaydee: http://www.google.com/products?q=desk+chair
AB: everything looks so bland and corporate
mikaydee: http://www.google.com/products?q=badass+desk+chair
AB: AGGGGHHH!
AB: i was excited til i clicked, i hate you
AB: i resent that that is at once a joke about desk chairs and a mockery of my values