Friday, January 2, 2009

auld lang syne

Going through some old law school stuff on my external hard drive yesterday, I discovered this series of haiku I must have written during some particularly boring classes (on the blatantly orientalist theory that this would render the experience more serene):

I have stolen the
Weak internet connection
From Jim; he hates me.

Secured Transactions:
Punishing people hit by
Cars; protecting banks.

Middle-aged Asian
Without an accent; they don't
Exist where I'm from.

Solitaire game in
Front of me going well; she
Plays with all four suits!

So cold in Room 1
I warm my hands upon my
Laptop computer.

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