Sunday, May 10, 2009

in search of perspective

Mon Dieu! Our democratically elected leader likes Dijon mustard! Where did I put my pitchfork?....

Oh wait, I almost forgot, it's not 1988 anymore. Seriously, I don't think Dijon mustard has been elitist for a solid decade or so. You can buy it at Safeway.

In fact, here are some helpful guidelines for pundits who are confused about what year it is, how much things cost, and life in general:

Things that are elitist:
  • family compounds
  • Ivy League legacies
  • being a Head of State

Things that are not elitist:
  • anything that is available free of charge and in unlimited quantities at a baseball game

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