in transit

Today in statements at once empirically dubious, logically unsound, and morally reprehensible: "Your laptop's not gonna break, lady?  Okay?  'Cause if yours breaks, mine breaks, and mine's A LOT more expensive than yours." -- guy who dropped a laptop on my head trying to shove it into the overhead bin.  He didn't say this to me, mind you.  He didn't say anything to me.  Because he is an asshole.